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By: Keshto Patel
March 29, 2005
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I hear too many tales, read too many articles, watch Modi at FOX, discuss with secular psychos at various forums and the impression that I have derived of India is that it is a pushover country, a bird that never flies, an elephant minus the tusks (got poached), living on borrowed oxygen, likes to pay its bills on time, but cant collect its own, a debilitated animal who attracts more fleas.

Vultures are waiting!

But the following news took my socks off without my removing the shoes:

Rs 148 lakh plan to oust Shimla monkeys

QUOTE:

The strategy to fight the simians, who have made life miserable for residents as well as tourists, revolves around increasing the natural food base in forests, creating awareness among public and controlling the monkey population by sterilizing males of the monkey groups.

So our own people are against these harmless Hanuman Avatars who are fending for their lives, and hurting the sentiments of 800 million Hindus in the process!

Bien hecho.

But what about those 2 million SIMI monkeys who are subverting the nation day in day out with RDX and AK-55 (sorry AK-47 is obsolete, and kafars are getting thick skinned) with Islamabad`s help? Who would sterilize them? Now that would be Haram for Pakistan and unsecular in India right?

Real traitors please stand up.

Hey, senior Salman Khan had killed few pedestrians while on a drink n drive binge and killed an extinct to be wild specie animal in Rajsthan what happened to that?

Why HINDU, TOI, Hindustan Times are all khamosh on this?

The chances are that witnesses got bought with money or Islamic threats delivered to judge (his sindhi driver Harish is still absconding who drove him to Rajisthan) and he is walking tall again unflinched, partying again unperturbed -- watch out for next victims!

Wah rey Mumbaiya!

Our secular fundoos are burning midnight oil to condemn Modi alone towards the insult heaped on India, they say Modi alone is to blame.

Que bien!

Modi has been to, UK, Australia, Singapore in his tenure as a CM after Ghodra, how would he anticipate if the US would revoke his tourist Visa?

Those pseudo seculars never knew that Modi`s visa petition was submitted by External Ministry of India and got denied, hence its a slap on Indian wrist and not Modi`s.


QED on this issue.

Our English print media (presumed under Islamic threats) http://www.hvk.org/articles/0100/4.html, have a nasty habit of running errands for Muslims of India and do their bidding as their pet dogs. Therefore this could be one of the reason that no mainstream media a la Bennett Colman ever published that our Muslim ex-president Zakir Hussain constructed an illegal mosque at our Rashtrapati Bhavan - what a nice example of our highest authority for our future generations - Its okay to indulge in illegal activities while you are *high* on authority - Can white house or Vatican have a mini mosque inside? Show me the beef.

One more reason to give thumbs up to Gunda Raj in India by our high secular priests!

Despite Russia`s doldrums economy it was invited as a partner to G-7 which became G8 then, and now it is China`s turn to convert this institution as G9, India is orphan child here.

India has no credible nuclear stockpile (city busters) which can threaten these western club nor do it possesses VETO power like China and Russia who don`t mind showing a middle finger to USA when the need be.

Thanks to Chacha Nehru who rejected a UNSC seat in favor of dragon China with these golden words spoketh Lord mountbatten: "Had Nehru died in 1958, he would have been the greatest statesman of the 20th Century," said Mountbatten, highlighting his failures.

So much for moral and complacency of his (pundit), which is still haunting us on its auto pilot mode.

On Savarkar plaque being removed by Congress secular saints as Mani Shankar thief, Bhagat Singh and Bose being declared criminals by these morons (Gandhi-Nehru combo) of high morals I would say the following:

Remove the namo nishan of our freedom fighters, replace their names with those of Ghaznavis and Ghauris, let us change our diet from palak paneer to palak gosht, all our streets name be changed from Hill St. to Halal St., Mahatma Gandhi road should be renamed as Muhammad Gazhnavi Rd, Hinduja hospital should be renamed to muslim-Aja - Hinduja name itself is unsecular, Hindustan should be renamed to Jhamuriyat of Jafarstan bin Bahrain, Amdekar was never a Hindu his actual name was Ahmed it is all saffronists subterfuge who are misguiding Indian secular subjects. What the heck!

Humm, seculars are smiling.

Looking after such an Indian precarious scenario wherein Indian people are suffering beyond rehabilitation, struggling against the Gunda Raj, this court of law, after carefully examining the evidence as furnished by the prosecution, under Tajerate hind dafa 420 declares all those anti national congress/communists/naxals/muslim league secular fundamentalist charlatans, with Modi on their daily menu, GUILTY AS CHARGED.

Next please...............

The Judge, Jury and the Executioner
Chief Justice, Keshto Patel

Keshto Patel

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